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Why are frogs always so happy? They eat what ever bugs them,

I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

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You should have seen me trying to beat the clock. It was a joke on me.
The cards of the day change at midnight, and I wanted to post the Humour card and I had to rush to post it before midnight or I would have lost it.
I do have to admit to an anxious moment. I did say a prayer and my God saw me through.
Because I don't like red wavy lines, I had to change the American spelling into Canadian.
As a result this joke is before and after midnight.

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My wife was going through her wardrobe and said 'Look at this, it still fits me after 25 years'
I said 'It's a freaking scarf'

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Baby Joke 1
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.

Baby Joke 2
Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn’t push the pram – she pulled it.

Baby Joke 3
What was the policeman’s baby’s first words ? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !

Baby Joke 4
Knock knock. Who’s there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.

Baby Joke 5
How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.

Baby Joke 6
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.

Baby Joke 7
What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.

Baby Joke 8
What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.

Baby Joke 9
What is a baby bee? A little humbug.

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Q: Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks? A: The Shell station!
Q: How do you catch an elephant? A: Hide in the grass and make a sound like a peanut! Q: What kind of socks do you need to plant peanuts? A: Gard
en hose!
Q: Where did the peanuts go to have a few drinks? A: The Snack Bar! Two peanuts were walking down a road One was assaulted Q: What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit? A: An astronut!
Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter? A: I'm not telling you. You might spread it!
Q. How is a dumb blonde like peanut butter? A. They spread for the bread.
Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? A: Because she's nuts! Q: What did the apple say to the peanuts? A: You're Nuts!
Q
hat did the peanut say to the elephant? A: Nothing, peanuts can't talk
Q What is another name for a kidney-stone? A: A pee-nut!
Q: Why did the peanuts run across the busy road? A: Because they were nuts!
Q: Why did the blonde smear peanut butter on the road? A: To go with the traffic jam.
Q: Why are people in Illinois having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!
Q) What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? A) I can't peanut butter my cock down your throat!
Q: What kind of nuts hang? A: wallnuts.