Private School
 

Private School

I graduated from a private school that I didn't like much.
Once I was out of there, I had no particular desire to ever
contribute to their latest fund drive or athletic events.

Sure enough, Alumni Affairs staff called my folks, got my
current number and tracked me down. "So, what have you been
doing with yourself?" the perky alumnus asked.

I responded, "Oh, not a lot. Just stealing cars and selling
drugs." They've never called back. :170: