Old Is When
 

Old Is When :11:

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear
loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing,
I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just
"chunky dunk."

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we
could simply press 'Ctrl-Alt-Delete' and start all over?

Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize
you haven't fallen asleep yet.

My husband says I never listen to him. At least I think
that's what he said.

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would
have started with something called labor!

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells remain FOREVER.