Tattoo
 

Tattoo

When my brother-in-law was on leave from national service,
he brought home a heavily tattooed friend. We all sat down
to Sunday lunch, and my four-year-old nephew couldn't take
his eyes off the man's colorful arms.

Curiosity finally got the better off him. Politely, he asked
the visitor, "Didn't your mother give you paper to write on?" :272: