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bluidkiti 10-29-2016 04:00 PM

Halloween Puns
 
Halloween Puns :281:

Q: What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost when they
got in their car?
A: Fasten your sheet belt.

Q: What do you say when you meet a 3 headed monster?
A: Hello. Hello. Hello.

Q: What do you get if you leave a pile of bones in the sun?
A: A Skele-tan.

Q: Who are some of the werewolves' cousins?
A: The whatwolves and the whenwolves.

Q: Why did the spider buy a car?
A: He wanted to take it for a spin.

Q: What do little ghosts drink?
A: Evaporated milk.


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