Best Position To Pray
 

Best Position To Pray

Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for
prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby.

"Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one.

"No," another contended. "I get the best results standing
with my hands outstretched to Heaven."

"You're both wrong," the third insisted. "The most effective
prayer position is lying prostrate, face down on the floor."

The repairman could contain himself no longer.

"Gentlemen," he interrupted, "the best praying I ever did
was hanging upside down from a telephone pole." :281: