Duck
 

Duck

A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her
class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.

The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and
the umbrella green. However, Rian, who always does things
HIS way, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red.

After seeing this, the teacher asked him: "Rian, how many
times have you seen a red duck?"

Young Rian replied with "The same number of times I've seen
a duck holding an umbrella." :169: