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COMPLETE SET OF ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA. 45 Volumes. Excellent
Condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Married now and
wife knows everything.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake. $375 Call Stephanie.

SOCCER BALL. Signed either by Pele, the former Brazilian soccer
player, widely renowned by most experts as the finest player ever, or
by some guy named "Peter." $75.

50% OFF or half price, whichever is less.

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300: