Cat Owner's Prayer
Cat Owner's Prayer
Because I'm only human, It's sometimes hard to be The wise, all-knowing creature That my cat expects of me. And so I pray for special help To somehow understand The subtle implications Of each proud meowed command. Oh, let me not forget that chairs Were put on earth to shred; And what I like to call a lap Is actually a bed. I know it's really lots to ask But please, oh please, take pity; And though I'm only human, Make me worthy of my kitty! - Author Unknown |
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