Express Lane
 

Express Lane

I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming.

Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped
into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries.

Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come
forward, looked into the cart and asked sweetly, "So which six
items would you like to buy?" :1: :281: