The Harmonica
 

The Harmonica

"Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas," little
Joshua said to his uncle the first time he saw him after the
holidays. "It's the best present I ever got."

"That's great," said his uncle. "Do you know how to play
it?"

"Oh, I don't play it," the little fellow said. "My mom gives
me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and my dad
gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night. :11: