Why Do I Like Retirement?
 

Why Do I Like Retirement?


How many days in a week?
6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday.


When is a retiree's bedtime?
3 hours after he falls asleep on the couch.


Why don't retirees mind being called seniors?
It comes with a 10% discount!.


How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it may take all day.


What do retirees call a long lunch?
Normal.


What is the best way to describe retirement?
The never-ending coffee break