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Forum: Humor 06-19-2014, 03:38 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,765
Posted By MajestyJo
A group of 15 year old girlfriends discussed...

A group of 15 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they...
Forum: Humor 06-10-2014, 04:49 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,765
Posted By MajestyJo
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE...

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British...
Forum: Humor 05-19-2014, 07:10 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,765
Posted By MajestyJo
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MountainWings A MountainWings Moment
#4056 Wings Over The Mountains of Life
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Senator
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Forum: Humor 05-11-2014, 11:10 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,765
Posted By MajestyJo
I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their...

I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at a bar.

One of the guys says to his buddy, "Man you look tired."
His buddy says, "Dude I'm exhausted. My girlfriend...
Forum: Humor 04-27-2014, 08:35 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,765
Posted By MajestyJo
This person has found her way into my house and...

This person has found her way into my house and could also get into yours.


A very weird thing has happened. A strange old lady has moved into my house. I have no idea who she is, where she came...
Forum: Humor 04-08-2014, 08:53 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,765
Posted By MajestyJo
Received with thanks from my friend Patricia ...

Received with thanks from my friend Patricia

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Forum: Humor 03-01-2014, 06:48 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,765
Posted By MajestyJo
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept...

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every
Part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.

– John Glenn

When the white missionaries came to Africa they had...
Forum: Humor 01-28-2014, 02:24 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,765
Posted By MajestyJo
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Don't stretch the truth, stretch the body, mind and spirit.
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Forum: Humor 01-15-2014, 04:52 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,765
Posted By MajestyJo
WALKING ON THE GRASS The room was full of...

WALKING ON THE GRASS

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.

The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It...
Forum: Humor 12-30-2013, 04:29 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,765
Posted By MajestyJo
An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before...

An old Doberman starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old...
Forum: Humor 12-28-2013, 06:22 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,765
Posted By MajestyJo
Merry Christmas To My Female Friends ...

Merry Christmas To My Female Friends

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If I were ol' Santa, you know what I'd do
I'd dump silly gifts that are given to you
And...
Forum: Humor 12-28-2013, 06:15 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,765
Posted By MajestyJo
http://www.animated-gifs.eu/christmas-happy/0048.g...

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One Day After Christmas

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It's one day after Christmas
I'm crabby and I'm...
Forum: Humor 12-24-2013, 07:46 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,765
Posted By MajestyJo
The Man Song by Sean Morey I don't take no...

The Man Song by Sean Morey

I don't take no crap from anybody ... else but you.
I wear the pants around here...when I'm finished with your laundry.
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight ......
Forum: Humor 12-22-2013, 11:23 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,765
Posted By MajestyJo
One day my housework-challenged husband decided...

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It...
Forum: Humor 12-16-2013, 02:53 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,765
Posted By MajestyJo
The Fight Walking into the bar, Mike said to...

The Fight

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie, the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one. I just had another fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah?" said Charlie. "And how did this one end?"...
Forum: Humor 12-15-2013, 03:31 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,765
Posted By MajestyJo
Helping Dad A clergyman walking down a...

Helping Dad

A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.

"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why...
Forum: Humor 12-12-2013, 07:26 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,765
Posted By MajestyJo
House Cleaning Tips: Dirt: Layers of dirty...

House Cleaning Tips:

Dirt:
Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 15 and leave it alone.
...
Forum: Humor 12-06-2013, 08:55 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,765
Posted By MajestyJo
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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
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Forum: Humor 12-06-2013, 06:46 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,765
Posted By MajestyJo
Chuckles

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