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Forum: Humor 06-19-2014, 03:45 AM

Replies: 13 From the Internet Views: 2,669 Posted By MajestyJo Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all... Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He'd have a...

Forum: Humor 06-10-2014, 04:40 AM

Replies: 13 From the Internet Views: 2,669 Posted By MajestyJo "Lord, I have a problem." "What's the... "Lord, I have a problem." "What's the problem, Eve?" "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake,...

Forum: Humor 06-10-2014, 04:39 AM

Replies: 13 From the Internet Views: 2,669 Posted By MajestyJo Devereaux staggered home very late after another... Devereaux staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Landry. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Betty Lou. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the...

Forum: Humor 05-27-2014, 10:32 PM

Replies: 13 From the Internet Views: 2,669 Posted By MajestyJo Why Guys Can't Win Why Guys Can't Win If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's...

Forum: Humor 05-22-2014, 08:50 PM

Replies: 13 From the Internet Views: 2,669 Posted By MajestyJo This will boggle your mind. And you will keep... This will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise...

Forum: Humor 05-11-2014, 11:20 AM

Replies: 13 From the Internet Views: 2,669 Posted By MajestyJo First Morning in Sweden after Changing from... First Morning in Sweden after Changing from Driving on the left to Driving on the Right, 1967 ...

Forum: Humor 04-23-2014, 12:09 AM

Replies: 13 From the Internet Views: 2,669 Posted By MajestyJo Received from my friend Carey in Texas. ... Received from my friend Carey in Texas. http://web.archive.org/web/20070314021831/egg.d21c.com/holidays/egg.swf http://www.animated-gifs.eu/easter-poultry/0065.gif

Forum: Humor 04-08-2014, 09:24 AM

Replies: 13 From the Internet Views: 2,669 Posted By MajestyJo https://ci3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/wC5FnaJI6F... https://ci3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/wC5FnaJI6FWVW-g9tYa96JtPyDUOeir6-T-ea0KvqHflkT7DQEucOcN7CPvyN7dQ9Zm56hnyQEYP8MNSI9gOcV0qNHNu9PQaK3_TavsZy0ofrXcxVgv7MDULsdcHg5D8leVuhGkcMGhsUA0oSspq7yTtq3qMh7QQ...

Forum: Humor 01-06-2014, 06:22 PM

Replies: 13 From the Internet Views: 2,669 Posted By MajestyJo Thoughts for the Day I was thinking about... Thoughts for the Day I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door...

Forum: Humor 12-30-2013, 04:05 PM

Replies: 13 From the Internet Views: 2,669 Posted By MajestyJo I COULD HAVE GONE ALL YEAR WITHOUT BEING REMINDED... I COULD HAVE GONE ALL YEAR WITHOUT BEING REMINDED OF THESE QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!! Now I'll be bugged for days!!! ...

Forum: Humor 12-28-2013, 06:41 PM

Replies: 13 From the Internet Views: 2,669 Posted By MajestyJo I think Santa Claus is a woman I hate to be... I think Santa Claus is a woman I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have...

Forum: Humor 12-28-2013, 06:39 PM

Replies: 13 From the Internet Views: 2,669 Posted By MajestyJo Walkin In A Doggie Wonderland" ... Walkin In A Doggie Wonderland" http://www.animated-gifs.eu/mammals-dogs-christmas/0019.gif Dog tags ring, are you listenin'? In the lane, snow is glistenin'. It's yellow, NOT white - I've...

Forum: Humor 12-16-2013, 02:19 AM

Replies: 13 From the Internet Views: 2,669 Posted By MajestyJo Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for... Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a...

Forum: Humor 12-16-2013, 02:14 AM

Replies: 13 From the Internet Views: 2,669 Posted By MajestyJo From the Internet THE OLD PHONE ON THE WALL. HELLO When I was a young boy, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood.... I remember the polished, old case fastened to the wall. The shiny...

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