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Old 02-28-2021, 05:26 AM   #142
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Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he'll rob everyone.

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The English Language is weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought though.

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I just killed a huge spider running across the floor with my shoe. I don't care how big the spider is, no one steals my shoe.
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