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bluidkiti · 03-25-2014, 08:17 AM

There are two friends at a bar late one night. One holds a cat everywhere he goes. He never wears a watch. The friend finally asks him, “What’s with the cat?”

The man responds, “I use it to tell time.”

As the two are leaving the bar, the second man is pondering how this is possible. He finally asks his friend, puzzled, “So how does it tell time?”

The man gives the cat a hard squeeze around its middle. The cat lets out a long meow, very loud.

Down the street, a woman opens her window to yell, “What’s with all the racket? It’s one in the morning!!!”

03-25-2014, 08:17 AM	#15
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 71,321	There are two friends at a bar late one night. One holds a cat everywhere he goes. He never wears a watch. The friend finally asks him, “What’s with the cat?” The man responds, “I use it to tell time.” As the two are leaving the bar, the second man is pondering how this is possible. He finally asks his friend, puzzled, “So how does it tell time?” The man gives the cat a hard squeeze around its middle. The cat lets out a long meow, very loud. Down the street, a woman opens her window to yell, “What’s with all the racket? It’s one in the morning!!!” __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.