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bluidkiti · 08-02-2014, 05:36 PM

Impossibilities in the World

1) You can't count your hair.

2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.

Ten Things I Know About You:

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your
lips.

4) You just attempted to do it.

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face, and you skipped No. 5.

8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun-loving person and
everyone does it, too.

10) You are probably going to send this to see who else
falls for it.

"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to
many."

08-02-2014, 05:36 PM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 71,232	Impossibilities in the World Impossibilities in the World 1) You can't count your hair. 2) You can't wash your eyes with soap. 3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out. Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person. Ten Things I Know About You: 1) You are reading this. 2) You are human. 3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips. 4) You just attempted to do it. 6) You are laughing at yourself. 7) You have a smile on your face, and you skipped No. 5. 8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5. 9) You laugh at this because you are a fun-loving person and everyone does it, too. 10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it. "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many." __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.