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Old 07-11-2018, 07:08 AM   #1
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To-Do List:

* Make some vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat it in public.

* Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

* Go into a crowded elevator and announce, "I bet you're all
wondering why I gathered you here today."

* Run into a store and ask what year it is. When someone answers,
yell "It Worked!" and run out cheering.

* Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.

* Buy a parrot. Teach parrot to say, "Help! I've been turned
into a parrot!"

* Follow joggers around in car blasting "Eye of the Tiger"
to encourage them.
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