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MajestyJo · 08-17-2014, 03:50 AM

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't!

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

Quoting one is plagiarism; Quoting many is research.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

NyQuil - The stuffy, Sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room
spinning medicine.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

God must love stupid people, he made so many.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.

Beer ~ The Reason Some People Get Up Each Afternoon!

HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH

A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up a thousand times the memory.

The Meek shall inherit the earth, after we're through with it.

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I
Grew Up

WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years.

Rehab Is for Quitters

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?

Computer programmers don't byte, they nibble a bit.

Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been doing since 15.

ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING

West Virginia: One Million People and 15 last names

FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.

MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT

A hangover is the wrath of grapes

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!

DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken

He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead

Time's fun when you're having flies...Kermit the Frog

POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN .... Cops have nothing to go on.

08-17-2014, 03:50 AM	#2
MajestyJo Super Moderator Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Hamilton, ON Posts: 25,085	I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't! Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. Quoting one is plagiarism; Quoting many is research. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. NyQuil - The stuffy, Sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room spinning medicine. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. God must love stupid people, he made so many. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team. Beer ~ The Reason Some People Get Up Each Afternoon! HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up a thousand times the memory. The Meek shall inherit the earth, after we're through with it. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up WELCOME TO KENTUCKY - Set your watch back 20 years. Rehab Is for Quitters The trouble with life is there's no background music. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That? Computer programmers don't byte, they nibble a bit. Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been doing since 15. ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING West Virginia: One Million People and 15 last names FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software. MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT A hangover is the wrath of grapes A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere! DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead Time's fun when you're having flies...Kermit the Frog POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN .... Cops have nothing to go on. __________________ Love always, Jo I share because I care.