Laws of the Natural Universe
Laws of the Natural Universe
Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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