Some Funny Thoughts
Some Funny Thoughts
* The length of a minute depends entirely on what side of the
bathroom door you're on.
* A key ring is a handy little device that was invented so you
could lose ALL your keys at once!
* I used to be indecisive ... I think.
* A careful study of economics has recently revealed that the
best time to buy anything is last year.
* If a shepherd takes care of sheep, shouldn't a coward take
care of cows?
* When I'm not in my right mind, well, my left mind can get
awful crowded.
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"No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy
AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K.
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt
We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time!
God says that each of us is worth loving.
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