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Old 02-07-2016, 09:57 AM   #1
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Higher Education

A dog is so smart that his master decides to send him to
college.

Home for vacation, his master asks him how college is going.

"Well," says the dog, "I'm not doing too great in science
and math, but I have made a lot of progress in foreign
languages."

"Really!" says the master. "Say something in a foreign
language."

The dog says, "Meow!"
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