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Old 08-02-2014, 05:40 PM   #1
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A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away
to paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than
expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is
understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to
drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large overcoat so as
to cover the stuck seat, and they go.

When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat
to show their predicament. The man asks, "Doctor, have you
ever seen anything like this before?"

"Well, yes," the doctor replies, "but not framed."
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