What do you say to a skeleton going on vacation?
Bone voyage!
What do you call two witches in the same room???
Broommates
What's the ratio of a jack-o'-lantern's circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
What's black, white, orange, and waddles?
A penguin with a jack-o-lantern.
Why do ghouls hang around with demons?
(sing this one): 'Cause demons are a ghoul's best friend!
What time would it be if five demons were chasing you?
Five after one.
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"No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy
AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K.
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt
We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time!
God says that each of us is worth loving.
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