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bluidkiti · 11-24-2015, 11:01 AM

Signs You Ate Too Much at Thanksgiving

~ Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.

~ You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis.

~ Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy.

~ You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.

~ You set off three earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday.

~ Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.

~ That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.

~ Your wife wears a life jacket at night in your waterbed.

~ Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.

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11-24-2015, 11:01 AM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 70,587	Signs You Ate Too Much at Thanksgiving Signs You Ate Too Much at Thanksgiving ~ Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall. ~ You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis. ~ Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy. ~ You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail. ~ You set off three earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday. ~ Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy. ~ That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn. ~ Your wife wears a life jacket at night in your waterbed. ~ Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice. Received in email __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.