Why Do I Like Retirement?
Why Do I Like Retirement?
How many days in a week?
6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday.
When is a retiree's bedtime?
3 hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Why don't retirees mind being called seniors?
It comes with a 10% discount!
Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
Tied shoes.
How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it may take all day.
What do retirees call a long lunch?
Normal.
What is the best way to describe retirement?
The never-ending coffee break.
Who do retirees count pennies?
They're the only ones who have the time!
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