Halloween Jokes
HALLOWEEN SKELETON JOKES
When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone.
Why don't skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with.
Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
It's good for the bones
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
What is a young skeleton?
A skeleteen
What do you call a stupid skeleton?
A numbskull
What is a skeleton's favorite insult?
The word 'Bonehead'
How does a skeleton get into his house?
With a skeleton key
What do skeletons have nightmares of?
Dogs
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