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Old 11-23-2016, 05:48 AM   #1
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Talking First-Time Turkey Cooker

First-Time Turkey Cooker

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house
for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister
is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that
she needed something from the store.

When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,
removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen and inserted it
into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed
the bird(s) back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out
of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her
serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out
the little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of
this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys
lay eggs!
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