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Have You Heard About These Cats?

Have you heard about . . .

- the angry cat? She threw a hissy fit.

- the grumpy cat? He was a sour puss.

- the silent cat? She was the victim of a purr snatcher.

- the sensitive cat? She cried over spilt milk.

- the cat who had eight kittens? She was an octopus.

- the cowardly felines? Their names were Scaredy and Fraidy.

- the cat who had a hair ball? She couldn't hack it.

- the cat who was a comedian? His name was Groucho Manx.

- the golf-playing cat? Even without a catty he consistently
scored fur under purr.

- the adolescent cat? She pleaded with her parents, "Why
don't you let me lead one of my own lives?"

- the cat who liked to lounge around the stereo? He hoped to
catch the tweeter for lunch, unless the woofer got him
first.

- the cat who got hurt? She whimpered, "Me ow!"

- the cat who was walking the beach on Christmas Eve? He had
Sandy Claws.

- the cat who ate some cheese and then sat by a mouse hole?
She waited with baited breath.

- the cat who chased a mouse through the screen door? They
both strained themselves.

- the cat who robbed McDonald's and Wendy's? She was a cat
burgerlar.

- the cat named Ben Hur? It used to be called Ben, until it
had kittens.

- the cat who tried to find out why his humans forgot to
place cat litter in his box? He didn't have anything to go
on.

- the teeny-tiny cat? She drank only condensed milk.

- the cat who loved to bowl? He was an alley cat.

- the cat who married a tree? They had a catalog.

- the man who saw a sign at a pet store that said "Free
Cats"? So he went in and did.

From "A Treasury for CAT LOVERS" by Richard Lederer