Faster than a Speeding Nun
A police officer pulls over a car load of nuns....
Officer: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you
going so slow?"
Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."
Officer: "Oh Sister, that's not the speed limit. That's the
name of the highway you're on!"
Sister: "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be
more careful."
At this point the officer looks in the back seat where the
other nuns are shaking and trembling.
Officer: "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends
back there? They're shaking something terrible."
Sister: "Oh, we just got off of highway 119."
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