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bluidkiti · 10-22-2014, 10:24 AM

Addendums to Murphy's Law

Everyone knows Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong, will..." - Here are some other Laws you may not have heard!

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Lowery's Law of Home Repair: If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway

Beach's Law: Interchangeable parts aren't.

Lane's Law of Supply and Demand: The one item you need is always in short supply.

Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Norman Einstein's Law: If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

10-22-2014, 10:24 AM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 70,450	Addendums to Murphy's Law Addendums to Murphy's Law Everyone knows Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong, will..." - Here are some other Laws you may not have heard! Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Lowery's Law of Home Repair: If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway Beach's Law: Interchangeable parts aren't. Lane's Law of Supply and Demand: The one item you need is always in short supply. Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. Norman Einstein's Law: If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.