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Old 10-18-2013, 10:32 AM   #1
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Three Fathers

Three men were waiting expectantly outside the labor ward of the city hospital. After a few minutes, a nurse came out to tell the first man: “Congratulations. You are the father of twins.”

“Twins!” he exclaimed. “How about that? I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company!”

Five minutes later, a nurse came out to tell the second man: “Congratulations. You are the father of triplets.”

“Triplets!” he said. “What an amazing coincidence! I work for the 3M Organization!”

The third man stood up ashen-faced and muttered: “I need some air. I work for 7-Up!”
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