Wisdom Comes With The Years...
A 72 year old man had one hobby - he loved to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard
a voice say, 'Pick me up.' he looked around and couldn't
see anyone.
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say
Again, ''Pick me up. '
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top,
was a frog.
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up,
then kiss me; and I'll turn into the most beautiful
woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all
your friends are envious and jealous, because I will
be your bride!'
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached
over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his
shirt pocket.
The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear
what I said?' I said, 'Kiss me, and I will be your
beautiful bride.'
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
'Nah. At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog.'
With age - comes wisdom.
