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bluidkiti · 12-20-2014, 04:51 AM

Some Funny Thoughts

* The length of a minute depends entirely on what side of the
bathroom door you're on.

* A key ring is a handy little device that was invented so you
could lose ALL your keys at once!

* I used to be indecisive ... I think.

* A careful study of economics has recently revealed that the
best time to buy anything is last year.

* If a shepherd takes care of sheep, shouldn't a coward take
care of cows?

* When I'm not in my right mind, well, my left mind can get
awful crowded.

12-20-2014, 04:51 AM	#1
bluidkiti Administrator Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 70,587	Some Funny Thoughts Some Funny Thoughts * The length of a minute depends entirely on what side of the bathroom door you're on. * A key ring is a handy little device that was invented so you could lose ALL your keys at once! * I used to be indecisive ... I think. * A careful study of economics has recently revealed that the best time to buy anything is last year. * If a shepherd takes care of sheep, shouldn't a coward take care of cows? * When I'm not in my right mind, well, my left mind can get awful crowded. __________________ "No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K. When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time! God says that each of us is worth loving.