Punny Riddles
Punny Riddles
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to been careful not to step in a poodle.
Where do lawyers live?
In legal pads.
How do you make a skeleton laugh?
By tickling his funny bone.
When should baseball players wear armor?
When they play knight games.
What do clowns get paid?
Funny money.
What do dentists like most about amusement parks?
Molar coasters.
Why did the robber take a bath?
To make a clean get away!
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