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Old 05-05-2016, 09:54 AM   #1
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Default Baby Boomers - The 60's and revisited in 2016

Baby Boomers - The 60's and revisited in 2016

Then: Long Hair.
Now : Longing for hair.

Then: The perfect high.
Now : The perfect high yield mutual fund.

Then: Keg.
Now : EKG.

Then: Acid Rock.
Now : Acid Reflux.

Then: Moving to California because it's cool.
Now : Moving to California because it's warm.

Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents.
Now : Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your children and grandchildren.

Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
Now : Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.

Then: Paar.
Now : AARP.

Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
Now : Getting a new hip joint.

Then: Rolling Stones.
Now : Kidney stones.

Then: Being called into the principal's office.
Now : Calling the principal's office.

Then: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
Now : Children begging you to get their heads shaved.

Then: Passing the driver's test.
Now : Passing the vision test.

Then: "Whatever"
Now : "Depends"
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