Links

Join

Forums

Find Help

Recovery Readings

Spiritual Meditations

Chat

Contact


Go Back   Bluidkiti's Alcohol and Drug Addictions Recovery Help/Support Forums > Lounge > Humor

Share This Forum!  
 
        

Humor "We Are Not A Glum Lot." Share Articles, Humor, Inspirations, Jokes, News, Poems, Quotes, Writings, etc. Here. Keep It Clean Please.

 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Prev Previous Post   Next Post Next
Old 07-29-2016, 11:13 AM   #1
bluidkiti
Administrator
 
bluidkiti's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 29,911
Default Express Lane

Express Lane

I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming.

Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped
into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries.

Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come
forward, looked into the cart and asked sweetly, "So which six
items would you like to buy?"
__________________
"No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy
AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K.
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt
We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time!
God says that each of us is worth loving.
bluidkiti is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Post New ThreadReply  

Bookmarks


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
I express pure joy from the inside out bluidkiti Daily Spiritual Meditations 0 12-21-2014 07:57 AM
I express my creative power bluidkiti Daily Spiritual Meditations 0 11-04-2013 12:13 PM


Click here to make a Donation

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:49 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.