Links

Join

Forums

Find Help

Recovery Readings

Spiritual Meditations

Chat

Contact


Go Back   Bluidkiti's Alcohol and Drug Addictions Recovery Help/Support Forums > Lounge > Humor

Share This Forum!  
 
        

Humor "We Are Not A Glum Lot." Share Articles, Humor, Inspirations, Jokes, News, Poems, Quotes, Writings, etc. Here. Keep It Clean Please.

 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Prev Previous Post   Next Post Next
Old 01-12-2015, 04:51 AM   #1
bluidkiti
Administrator
 
bluidkiti's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 70,052
Default Terrorism High Alert Causing Me Problems

Terrorism High Alert Causing Me Problems:

When I was at the checkout and ready to pay for my groceries the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me".

Making a mental note so I could complain to my local police about this security rubbish, I did just as she had instructed.

After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should position my credit card.

Nonetheless, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions a lot clearer for seniors.

I hate this getting older stuff. :smiley:
__________________
"No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy
AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K.
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. --Franklin D. Roosevelt
We stay sober and clean together - one day at a time!
God says that each of us is worth loving.
bluidkiti is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Post New ThreadReply  

Bookmarks


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Soaring High bluidkiti Daily Spiritual Meditations 0 11-26-2014 04:32 AM
The High Cost of Getting Even bluidkiti Daily Spiritual Meditations 0 11-08-2014 09:15 AM
Praying after the High Points bluidkiti Daily Spiritual Meditations 0 05-13-2014 12:43 PM
The High Calling of Jesus bluidkiti Daily Spiritual Meditations 1 02-25-2014 06:02 AM
I am alive, alert, and enthusiastic about life! bluidkiti Daily Spiritual Meditations 1 12-29-2013 06:59 PM


Click here to make a Donation

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:54 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.