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Old 10-21-2013, 01:02 PM   #1
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Default The Dress

The Dress

It's a couple of days before the big wedding when the bride
tells her mother some troubling news. She's learned the
young stepmother of the groom bought the same exact dress to
wear to the wedding that the mother of the bride is planning
to wear.

The bride's mother tells her daughter not to worry because
she will just select another dress to wear to the ceremony.

"But, Mother," asks the bride, "what will you do with the
dress that you've already bought?"

"Well," says Mom, "I'll just wear it to the rehearsal
dinner."
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