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MajestyJo · 07-16-2018, 08:23 PM

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue.
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Doctor: "What happened?"
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Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
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Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start Swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is a sleep."
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Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
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Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!

Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished And swished, and he didn't touch me!"
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Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?

LOL! A good Al-Anon joke!

07-16-2018, 08:23 PM	#11
MajestyJo Super Moderator Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Hamilton, ON Posts: 25,085	A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue. - Doctor: "What happened?" - Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp." - Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start Swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is a sleep." - Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. - Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished And swished, and he didn't touch me!" - Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps? LOL! A good Al-Anon joke! __________________ Love always, Jo I share because I care.

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