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Old 11-24-2015, 11:01 AM   #1
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Default Signs You Ate Too Much at Thanksgiving

Signs You Ate Too Much at Thanksgiving

~ Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.

~ You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis.

~ Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy.

~ You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.

~ You set off three earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday.

~ Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.

~ That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.

~ Your wife wears a life jacket at night in your waterbed.

~ Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.

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