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Old 08-01-2019, 12:35 AM   #1
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Miss Emily was everybody's favorite spinster. Every year, for her birthday, she received dozens of little gifts from friends and family. Year after year the knickknacks were added to, and soon filled every corner of the house.

On her hundredth birthday, her niece asked what she wanted this year.

Miss Emily said, "I'll take a kiss. Anything I don't have to dust!"
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