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05-21-2017, 09:42 AM | #5 | |
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Kiti - those are hilarious
The one about the only way to get the husband to do anything reminds me of something my wife told me - She said, "Steve, when you're out mowing that back yard in your tank top your muscles ripple, your hair glistens in the sun and I get so turned on! I love to just stand and look out the back window just to watch your muscles flex when you mow that back yard! Rocky's got nothing on you baby! When you man-handle the helm of that lawnmower you are the sexiest man on the entire planet!" I tell ya, after that I was out there mowing that back yard at least 3 or 4 times a week! Quote:
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