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Old 09-23-2014, 11:26 AM   #1
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Smile For the DMV

When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle
bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until the
man ahead of me finally got his license.

He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, "I was
standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this
picture."

The clerk looked at his picture closely. "It's okay," he reassured the
man, "That's how you're going to look when the cops pull you over anyway."
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