Holiday Season Jokes

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Christmas Kitchen

Patty had been wanting new kitchen cabinets for a long time,
but her husband Don, insisted they were an extravagance.

She went to visit her dad for two weeks and when she returned,
she was overjoyed to find that Don had surprised her by
installing beautiful new cabinets as a Christmas present for her.

A few days later, Debbie, a neighbor came over to visit and
after admiring the new cabinets, the neighbor added,
"All of us were so glad that the fire your husband had while
you were gone was confined to the kitchen.