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Old 10-19-2013, 10:06 AM   #1
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Default The Perfect Dress

The Perfect Dress

I was in a department store dressing room when I overheard a
woman in the next booth make disparaging remarks about the
clothes she was trying on. Finally, an attendant knocked on
her door and asked if there was a specific color or style she
could get for her.

"I need a dress for my class reunion," the woman answered.
"I don't care what color or style, as long as it makes me
look twenty pounds lighter and ten years younger."

From another dressing room I heard a woman call out, "Make
that two."
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