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Old 08-05-2013, 11:02 AM   #1
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Default Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement

Murphy's Laws of Law Enforcement

New uniforms and ties attract catsup and gravy.

You will never get the urge to use the bathroom until you
have left the station.

Surprise inspections will only occur after you have been in
a foot pursuit through mud.

The mayor will get a traffic ticket the day before your
department negotiates for a salary increase.

Pens never leak onto old uniform shirts.

Shatterproof flashlights seldom are.

If you park your patrol car in the exact center of the Gobi
desert, within 5 minutes someone will pull up and ask for
directions.

Wearing white socks makes boot zippers break.

Coffee jitters will never bother you until firearm
qualification day.

Flashlight batteries never die in the daylight hours.

Your mouthiest traffic violator will be related to the
sheriff.

If the crooks are within pistol range, so are you.

Old squad cars never die -- they just smell that way.
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