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Old 07-02-2014, 03:25 PM   #1
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Default Prescription Bottle

Prescription Bottle

A pharmacist is going over the directions on a prescription
bottle with an elderly patient. "Be sure not to take this
more often than once every four hours," the pharmacist says.

"Don't worry," replies the patient. "It takes me four hours
to get the lid off."
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