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Old 08-19-2013, 03:36 PM   #1
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Talking New Dog Breeds

New Dog Breeds

- Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso - a dog that folds up for easy transport.
- Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow - a dog that throws up a lot.
- Bloodhound + Borzoi = Bloody Bore - a dog that's not much fun.
- Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter - a traditional Christmas pet.
- Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso - an abstract dog.
- Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer - a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.
- Newfoundland Lab + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound - a dog for financial advisors.
- Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull - a dog that makes awful mistakes.
- Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador - a dog that barks incessantly.
- Collie + Malamute = Commute - a dog that travels to work.
- Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere - a dog that's true to the end.
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