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Old 02-17-2016, 11:23 AM   #1
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Default Lesson on Plant Growth

Lesson on Plant Growth

We were doing a science lesson on how plants grow. The children all got a chance to plant their own seeds.

After a few days of watching the seedlings, I secretly exchanged a few seeds for the children whose plants did not sprout.

Several days later one of my students said: "Look Mrs. Gilligan, it's a miracle, my plant is growing".

I said: "Yes, seeds sprouting is very exciting".

He said: "No Mrs. Gilligan, that's not the miracle, I ATE the SEED and it is growing anyway!"
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